Grandma: Abe, isn't Homer cute?
Abe: Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't
support this thing, it might not make it.
Cosell: [on TV] Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his
sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish
follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
["Sunshine of Your Love" starts playing]
Grandma: [voice over] His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world
of rebellion -- of change. A world where doors were open for
women like me. [music stops]
But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison
Avenue scene.
Abe: Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny
Unitas -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
-- Madison Avenue indeed, "Mother Simpson"
Abe: Probably. I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. If people don't
support this thing, it might not make it.
Cosell: [on TV] Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his
sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish
follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.
["Sunshine of Your Love" starts playing]
Grandma: [voice over] His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world
of rebellion -- of change. A world where doors were open for
women like me. [music stops]
But Abe was stuck in his button-down plastic-fantastic Madison
Avenue scene.
Abe: Look at them sideburns! He looks like a girl. Now, Johnny
Unitas -- there's a haircut you could set your watch to.
-- Madison Avenue indeed, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Abe: [points to old TV] There she is, the old Radiation King
You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you... - Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns
Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine... - Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an
apple
[demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. ... - Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my
retirement home
His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him... - Abe: [narrating] The story of the Simpson family began in the Old
Country
I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone ...
