Grandma: It all started in the 60s...
[flash to young Homer playing "Operation"]
Homer: "Take out wrenched ankle."
[getting electrocuted] Mom! Mom! Mooom!
Grandma: [running in] Oh, my little Homey bear. [kisses him] Time for
bed.
Homer: [getting in] Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.
Grandma: [singing] Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?
Homer: Darn tootin'.
Grandma: Doing the [with Homer] big fig newton! Here's the tricky part.
[Homer falls asleep]
-- A novel idea for a lullaby, "Mother Simpson"
[flash to young Homer playing "Operation"]
Homer: "Take out wrenched ankle."
[getting electrocuted] Mom! Mom! Mooom!
Grandma: [running in] Oh, my little Homey bear. [kisses him] Time for
bed.
Homer: [getting in] Sing me my bedtime song, Mom.
Grandma: [singing] Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky outside,
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good?
Homer: Darn tootin'.
Grandma: Doing the [with Homer] big fig newton! Here's the tricky part.
[Homer falls asleep]
-- A novel idea for a lullaby, "Mother Simpson"
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- Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - Homer: This is my room, and this is my dresser. It's where I keep my
shirts when I'm not wearing them.
Grandma: Oh, yes, right in the drawers. [they... - Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person.
"Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. ... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you... - Homer: {Wait a minute...} there's one thing I don't understand.
In all those years, why didn't you ever try... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their...
