Marge: Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your
past.
Grandma: Can't reminisce, sleeping. [snores]
Bart: Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops!
Grandma: Please don't.
Lisa: All right, then we'll call your husband Grampa!
Grandma: No! I'll talk. I'll tell you everything -- I've wanted to
tell you.
-- Good old-fashioned interrogations, "Mother Simpson"
past.
Grandma: Can't reminisce, sleeping. [snores]
Bart: Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops!
Grandma: Please don't.
Lisa: All right, then we'll call your husband Grampa!
Grandma: No! I'll talk. I'll tell you everything -- I've wanted to
tell you.
-- Good old-fashioned interrogations, "Mother Simpson"
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