Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants.
[Homer rushes toward a dam with a giant turbine]
Smithers: Good Lord...he'll be sucked into the turbine!
[Homer swirls around then gets sucked in]
[the workers gasp, then bow their heads]
Burns: [rolling down window] Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, Sir. [sniffs] One of the finest, bravest men
ever to grace sector 7G. [sobs]
[in a normal voice] I'll cross him off the list.
[at the top of the falls, Bart and Homer chuckle]
Bart: That dummy worked like a charm, Dad.
Homer: Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Come on, boy: we've earned this
Saturday, now let's make the most of it!
-- Pure genius, "Mother Simpson"
Lenny: Oh good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants.
[Homer rushes toward a dam with a giant turbine]
Smithers: Good Lord...he'll be sucked into the turbine!
[Homer swirls around then gets sucked in]
[the workers gasp, then bow their heads]
Burns: [rolling down window] Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, Sir. [sniffs] One of the finest, bravest men
ever to grace sector 7G. [sobs]
[in a normal voice] I'll cross him off the list.
[at the top of the falls, Bart and Homer chuckle]
Bart: That dummy worked like a charm, Dad.
Homer: Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Come on, boy: we've earned this
Saturday, now let's make the most of it!
-- Pure genius, "Mother Simpson"
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- Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You... - Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number
Fourteen,
I'm Number Twelve. Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous]... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker,
Mindy Simmons. I think she has a degree... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Homer: Did you hear me? I said I quit, Monty! And since I quit,
I can do anything I want. Burns: Is that so...
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- Marge: I'll just clean the dishes...
Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. ... - Commandant: Well, cadets, it's been a great year. You've all worked
very hard developing academic skills and general killing
skills.
Bart: [aside to Lisa] My killing... - Flanders fills in a grave]
Bart: Oh, this can't be what it looks like!
There's gotta be some other explanation! Ned... - At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty,
and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion... - Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are...
