Martin: It's "photosynthesis"! [angrily] Damn your feeble brain.
Bart: [plaintive] Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters are all blurry.
Edna: [mistrustful] Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable
grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
Bart: [with a cockney accent] Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me
peepers? Well, that's just loverly.
-- Bart explained, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Bart: [plaintive] Oh, I couldn't read it. The letters are all blurry.
Edna: [mistrustful] Is it possible all your misbehavior and miserable
grades have been caused by a simple vision disorder?
Bart: [with a cockney accent] Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me
peepers? Well, that's just loverly.
-- Bart explained, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
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Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
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while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah...
