Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas. [reads screen] "Pressure too high?" "Tank must be shut down manually?" [to drinking bird] Oh,

Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas.
[reads screen] "Pressure too high?"
"Tank must be shut down manually?"
[to drinking bird] Oh, stupid bird! I never should have put
you in charge! [strangles it a bit]
Oh, who am I kidding? It's all my fault! [the bird nods]
I've got to call the plant and warn them!
[grabs phone, but his fingers are too fat to dial one key at
a time]
Operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a
special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm
now.
Homer: [screams] Aah!
-- Clever diagnostic messages, "King-Size Homer"