Edna: Class, I know there's no way to prove who actually did this, and
in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven
guilty.
Bart: God bless America.
Edna: But _my_ classroom is not a democracy. Hah! For the rest of the
year, Bart Simpson will be the first student called on for _every_
question.
-- Life in Springfield Socialist Elementary,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
in our American democracy, everyone is innocent until proven
guilty.
Bart: God bless America.
Edna: But _my_ classroom is not a democracy. Hah! For the rest of the
year, Bart Simpson will be the first student called on for _every_
question.
-- Life in Springfield Socialist Elementary,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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