Homer: {[excited] The mail, the mail is here!
[Reading.]
Oooh, an urgent plea from Edward James Olmos. "Lisa Simpson -
can you afford to miss another issue of the Utne Reader?" Heh
heh heh, kids. Huh? "Free sample of fabric softener"...woo
hoo!}
-- Filling his idle time, "King-Size Homer"
[Reading.]
Oooh, an urgent plea from Edward James Olmos. "Lisa Simpson -
can you afford to miss another issue of the Utne Reader?" Heh
heh heh, kids. Huh? "Free sample of fabric softener"...woo
hoo!}
-- Filling his idle time, "King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Homer... - Heh heh heh. Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.
Heh heh heh. -- Homer reads the funnies, "Marge vs... - Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] ... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: I'll gonna knock you out one more time and that's it,
this is getting boring man! Homer: [smirking]... - Homer: Oh, 125 bucks...
[Flanders appears in a `thought' balloon over Homer's head]
Flanders:
Sometimes, you got to spoil yourself... spoil yourself... - Pepe: Oh, Papa Homer, you are so learn\`ed.
Homer:
Heh heh heh. `Learn'd', son. It's pronounced `learn'd'... - Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil.
Homer: Heh heh heh.
Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the... - Homer: [watches a scene from McBain on the video store monitors]
Clerk:
You want to rent it, sir? Homer: Why? I just saw the...
