Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school, while I get to
stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school.
Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?
Lisa: [drolly] I would if I could.
Bart: Not me, sister. When I grow up I want to be a lardo on workman's
comp, just like Dad.
[Imagines an older, superfat Bart lying on a bed with media
people all around him.]
[Southern accent] I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
[The media applauds.]
-- Love those sponge baths, "King-Size Homer"
stay at home, naah naah nah naah naah.
Lisa: I like school.
Homer: Well, why don't you live at it, then?
Lisa: [drolly] I would if I could.
Bart: Not me, sister. When I grow up I want to be a lardo on workman's
comp, just like Dad.
[Imagines an older, superfat Bart lying on a bed with media
people all around him.]
[Southern accent] I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
[The media applauds.]
-- Love those sponge baths, "King-Size Homer"
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