Krusty: Oh, I'm taking a bath on this.
Man: We tried to tell you, these are _unmanned_ oil rigs.
Krusty: Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever going to come.
Homer: [runs in] Give me seven hundred Krusty burgers!
Kid: You want fries with that?
-- Just in the nick of time, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Man: We tried to tell you, these are _unmanned_ oil rigs.
Krusty: Aw, close the damn thing down. No one's ever going to come.
Homer: [runs in] Give me seven hundred Krusty burgers!
Kid: You want fries with that?
-- Just in the nick of time, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids,
bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore
oil rig.
Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh,... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -... - Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
Remind me never to let you on stage again,...
