Marge: Here's your lemonade, and here's your beer. Ooh, you're such a
vigorous young go-getter. When's your next coffee break?
Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want...[growls]
[They giggle.]
-- Homer's dream world, part one, "King-Size Homer"
vigorous young go-getter. When's your next coffee break?
Homer: [lascivious] Any time I want...[growls]
[They giggle.]
-- Homer's dream world, part one, "King-Size Homer"
Related:
- Lisa: Dad?
Homer: Yes, honey?
Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need
your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes... - Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a
little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car --
Vendor: [frightened] Take anything you want, man! ...
From the same category:
- Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
It tastes great, makes women appear... - Kent: Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I _don't_ read the
news until I get my danish.
Go ahead, try to find a replacement. ... - Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court,
or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both... - Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
[sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case... - Burns: It's no use. I guess I'll have to leave all my money to the
Egg Advisory Council.
Eggs have gotten quite a bad rap lately,...
