Marge: [voice over] It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the
thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were there to
discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: [shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
[spies the thermostat with a note from Willy over it]
[reads] "Do not touch Willy." Good advice! [cranks it]
-- Punctuation and you, for Homer Simpson,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were there to
discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: [shivering, looking at the calendar] Oh, lousy Smarch weather.
[spies the thermostat with a note from Willy over it]
[reads] "Do not touch Willy." Good advice! [cranks it]
-- Punctuation and you, for Homer Simpson,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today!
Marge:
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper... - Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - Bart: Lisa, that wasn't scary. Not even for a poem.
Lisa: Well it was written in 1845. Maybe people were... - Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead.
Bart:
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home,
but you have to do exactly as I -- argh! [Maggie... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Marge: Homer? Homey? Hmm...[notices typewriter] What he's typed will
be a window into his madness.
[reads it] "Feelin' fine". Woah! That's a relief...
