Bart: A rescue plane! Get the flare gun!
[Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it]
Homer: This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!
This is the real thing!
[He discharges the gun, and the flare hits the plane and
explodes]
D'oh!
-- Homer, Church of Armaments member,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
[Flanders does so, but Homer grabs it]
Homer: This ain't one of your church picnic flare-gun firings, Flanders!
This is the real thing!
[He discharges the gun, and the flare hits the plane and
explodes]
D'oh!
-- Homer, Church of Armaments member,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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