Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the
high school basketball team.
Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.
-- Shoot first, make justifications later,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
Lou: Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the
high school basketball team.
Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.
-- Shoot first, make justifications later,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks?
Wiggum:
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now... - Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here!
Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, chief... - Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob... - Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing... - Homer: Well, time to go to work.
Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street... - Wiggum: OK, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
Mr. VH: But...will they just find Milhouse, or will... - Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who,
uh, eats people and takes their faces... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie...
