Homer: Ah, the miracle mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and
there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a
donut over his head]
There it is! The chain that put the "fat" in "fat Southern
sheriffs".
[walks in to the store]
I want a colossal donut, just like the one on the sign.
[gets handed a regular-sized donut]
D'oh! Nuts. That's false advertising!
Kid: Sorry, sir, no refunds.
Homer: [menacing] I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm going to get a
colossal donut! [walks out]
Kid: You don't scare us!
-- Homer threatens pastry revenge,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
there's not a single church or library to offend the eye.
[spots "Lard Lad Donuts" and its tubby boy statue holding a
donut over his head]
There it is! The chain that put the "fat" in "fat Southern
sheriffs".
[walks in to the store]
I want a colossal donut, just like the one on the sign.
[gets handed a regular-sized donut]
D'oh! Nuts. That's false advertising!
Kid: Sorry, sir, no refunds.
Homer: [menacing] I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm going to get a
colossal donut! [walks out]
Kid: You don't scare us!
-- Homer threatens pastry revenge,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Marge: [walking in] Homer! Where did you get that?
Homer: [pause] Get what? Marge: That giant donut. Homer... - Lisa: [jubilant] It worked! They're all dead.
Bart:
Well, except for chubsy-ubsy over there. [everyone... - Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um.... - Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another
day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."
Bastard!
He's always one step ahead. -- Homer, not realizing... - Donut man: Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.
Worker: Heh. Yeah, Homer Simpson went on a diet... - I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me
his soul for a donut -
which I delivered! And it was scrump-diddley- umptious... - Lenny: Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them...
