Homer: Oh, what does it matter, we're doomed!
[a seagull flies into view]
Flanders: Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land. They
only go out to sea to die!
[it squawks and spirals into the ocean]
Homer: [triumphant] Woo-hoo! See that, boy? Your old man was right,
not Flanders. We _are_ doomed! In your face, Flanders!
-- Extreme grudge-holding, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
[a seagull flies into view]
Flanders: Wrong, we're saved! Seagulls always stay near land. They
only go out to sea to die!
[it squawks and spirals into the ocean]
Homer: [triumphant] Woo-hoo! See that, boy? Your old man was right,
not Flanders. We _are_ doomed! In your face, Flanders!
-- Extreme grudge-holding, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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