Paul: What? She's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So
where's your wife Linda?
Linda: Right here Lisa. [Appears out of a bush.] Whenever we're in
Springfield we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
Paul: We met him in India years ago, during the Maharishi days.
Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle.
Paul: [Rolling his eyes.] Sure you were, Apu.
Apu: You know what Lisa? Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. In
fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees.
Lisa: Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is...
Linda: We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the
market. You'd be surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork
in them.
Lisa: Euuuwww!
-- And if you're a _Jewish_ vegetarian...,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney! I read about you in history class. So
where's your wife Linda?
Linda: Right here Lisa. [Appears out of a bush.] Whenever we're in
Springfield we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade.
Paul: We met him in India years ago, during the Maharishi days.
Apu: Back then I was known as the fifth Beatle.
Paul: [Rolling his eyes.] Sure you were, Apu.
Apu: You know what Lisa? Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. In
fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees.
Lisa: Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is...
Linda: We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the
market. You'd be surprised how often you find a big hunk of pork
in them.
Lisa: Euuuwww!
-- And if you're a _Jewish_ vegetarian...,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
- Paul: Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights
In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards... - Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people
Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa... - Homer: Lisa! Lisa! Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible
father I am
Lisa: Hi dad. Looking for me? Homer: I don't know... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Apu: Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu.
Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Lisa: Ohhh, Apu! It's beautiful!
Apu: Yes. This is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern
world
Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. [Points... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family...
