Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to
the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
-- Going back on his word, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
the local orphanage...when pigs fly!
[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?
Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.
-- Going back on his word, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
Related:
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sir? Burns: Oh, I dunno. Throw it on the pile,... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make... - Burns: [chuckles] And to think, Smithers: you laughed when I bought
TicketMaster.
"Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge." Smithers... - Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars,... - Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy,
deplorable... Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement...
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Oh terrible,
just terrible. You know, they seem to get ... - Ned: Heydily-ho, window buddy. Just wondering if you'd like to come
over and give the new pool table a whirl.
Homer: I'll be there. And this time, _you_ can be... - Homer: OK, the trampoline was a bad idea. But you know what?
At least I'm out there trying new things. If... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Edna: How do you expect us to teach with these supplies?
Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down...
