[Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops]
Homer: [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do,
Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do,
You are my candy girl...
[batteries in walkman run down]
Lousy piece of junk! [throws it into the water]
Todd: Hey...I got that for my birthday!
Homer: Now I have to face stupid reality again.
-- Homer's escapism, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Homer: [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do,
Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do,
You are my candy girl...
[batteries in walkman run down]
Lousy piece of junk! [throws it into the water]
Todd: Hey...I got that for my birthday!
Homer: Now I have to face stupid reality again.
-- Homer's escapism, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - What is a honeydew list? Honey do this,
honey do that... - What do batteries
run on... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too... - Marge: [sits upright, holding the covers to her neck]
Oh,
my goodness! Kids! Homer! We're late for church... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude... - Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see?
Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button...
