Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
[Homer, {and then Marge, join in.}]
Lisa: {Mom!}
Marge: {I don't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.}
-- The island rhythm, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
You don't win friends with salad!
You don't win friends with salad!
[Homer, {and then Marge, join in.}]
Lisa: {Mom!}
Marge: {I don't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm.}
-- The island rhythm, "Lisa the Vegetarian"
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Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Homer: [eating] Pass ketchup.
[Bart winds up
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Homer
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return...
