Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go,
I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come
on this trip with me.
Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on
your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!
-- The rafting trip showdown, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go,
I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: [through clenched teeth] Dad, I really want you to come
on this trip with me.
Homer: [through clenched teeth] Bart, I'd be delighted to go on
your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!
-- The rafting trip showdown, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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