Bart: Oh, Lisa! There's a little present for you lying in the driveway!
Lisa: [running out] Oh, really?
[Bart imagines spraying the dinosaur with the hose]
[it grows to an immense size and starts chewing on Lisa]
Lisa: Waah! No! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me.
[Bart laughs evilly]
[he sprays the dinosaur, which expands a little and goes down the
sewer grating]
-- Fantasy vs. reality, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Lisa: [running out] Oh, really?
[Bart imagines spraying the dinosaur with the hose]
[it grows to an immense size and starts chewing on Lisa]
Lisa: Waah! No! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me.
[Bart laughs evilly]
[he sprays the dinosaur, which expands a little and goes down the
sewer grating]
-- Fantasy vs. reality, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Related:
- Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church... - Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT... - Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out!
[kids groan,
leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa: Time's up? Bart... - Bart: Lisa, will you keep it down? I'm making a crank phone call to
Principal Skinner.
Skinner: [on phone] Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator... - Lisa: Bart, if you don't want to have a babysitter,
maybe you should stop being such a baby.... - Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
[laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh:... - Homer: So, little Lisa, apple of my eye: how are things down at the old
schoolhouse?
Lisa: I find this demeaning and embarrassing beyond... - Homer: [asleep on the couch, drool dripping out of his mouth]
Bart+Lisa:
Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Homer: No...
