Moe: Oh, everybody is going to family restaurants these days, tsk.
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.
Carl: You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?
Moe: Ehh, maybe I am.
Carl: Oh, but Moe: the dank. The dank!
Moe: [dreamy] Yeah, family restaurants. That's where the big bucks
are. [rubs grime off the mirror] I could turn this joint into a
place where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family, huh?
Homer: I'm not ashamed. [puts Maggie on the bar]
[she sucks on a drink umbrella]
Moe: Hey, put a coaster under that.
-- The genesis of an idea, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Seems nobody wants to hang out in a dank pit no more.
Carl: You ain't thinking of getting rid of the dank, are you, Moe?
Moe: Ehh, maybe I am.
Carl: Oh, but Moe: the dank. The dank!
Moe: [dreamy] Yeah, family restaurants. That's where the big bucks
are. [rubs grime off the mirror] I could turn this joint into a
place where you wouldn't be ashamed to bring your family, huh?
Homer: I'm not ashamed. [puts Maggie on the bar]
[she sucks on a drink umbrella]
Moe: Hey, put a coaster under that.
-- The genesis of an idea, "Bart Sells His Soul"
Related:
- Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney,
Lenny, and Carl? Homer: Aw, they never come around... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly,
all-American cooking. Homer: How about, "Chairman... - Ned: Rod, you order anything you want for your big ten-oh.
Rod: Million dollar birthday fries! Waiter: [gleeful]... - a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar]
Moe: So,
what'll it be, Homer? Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! ... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Hibbert: All right, where would you kids like to eat tonight?
Kid 1: The Spaghetti Laboratory! Kid 2: Face Stuffers... - Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
[walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answers...
