Ned: Oh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret! A
special celebrity dad has been arranged for you.
Warren: But -- my older brother would like --
Ned: [cheerfully] Sorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already
been confirmed.
[Ernest Borgnine walks in laughing]
Ernest: Hiya! I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson
in "From Here to Eternity".
[The kids except for Bart and Warren cheer]
-- Or not, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
special celebrity dad has been arranged for you.
Warren: But -- my older brother would like --
Ned: [cheerfully] Sorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already
been confirmed.
[Ernest Borgnine walks in laughing]
Ernest: Hiya! I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson
in "From Here to Eternity".
[The kids except for Bart and Warren cheer]
-- Or not, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Homer: Son, there was something I was going to give you at the end of
this trip,
but since we may not survive, I want you to have it... - Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done
for,
we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done... - Dad, I know I've been a little hard on you the last couple of days.
If I had the strength to lift my arms, I'd give you... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not
"slowpids",
huh? Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not... - Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm... - I don't know where you magic pixies came from...but I like your pixie
drink!
[drinks some squishy] -- Barney to Milhouse and Bart... - Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder,
sir! Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]... - Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?}
Bart:
{You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily...
