Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
Marge: We've missed you so much.
[they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door]
He's going to baptize _our_ children?
Homer: Oh, no! In the eyes of God they'll be Flanderseseses.
-- Homer confuses possessives,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Marge: We've missed you so much.
[they gasp at the "Gone Baptizin'" sign on Flanders' door]
He's going to baptize _our_ children?
Homer: Oh, no! In the eyes of God they'll be Flanderseseses.
-- Homer confuses possessives,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
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- Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate
with children,
and must stay at least 100 feet away at all ... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Marge: Can you see them?
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woman... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much.
Marge: Enjoy it now,
because when you're a grownup you'll have to take ... - Ned: Today we write a new page in the Flanders Family Bible!
[he leads the kids into the water] Who wants to... - Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy
tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's...
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- There is someone out there in Krusty-Land who has committed an atrocity!
If you know who cut off Jebediah's head, I don't care... - And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week,
we're just making God madder and madder! -- Homer... - Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room?
I did something last night I'm not proud of,
and I don't want the kids to hear it. Bart:... - Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer... - Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day
disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret...
