Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for
your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and
you've all passed a drug test. Except for Marge -- Marge, you
tested positive for Crack and PCP.
Marge: Oh my!
["Fifteen minutes later"]
Goodman: OK, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake.
Marge: The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and
daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.
Goodman: All right, sounds very good.
-- Marge makes drug puns,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and
you've all passed a drug test. Except for Marge -- Marge, you
tested positive for Crack and PCP.
Marge: Oh my!
["Fifteen minutes later"]
Goodman: OK, the retest says you're clean. Sorry about the mistake.
Marge: The only thing I'm high on is love...love for my son and
daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.
Goodman: All right, sounds very good.
-- Marge makes drug puns,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this
problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting... - Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Agent 2: Children, where are your parents?
Lisa:
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to
simulate a typical household problem.
Go. Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger... - Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and
family.
That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself... - Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash...
