Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a
lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your
children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family
Skills". It teaches parents to listen to their --
Homer: Communication, gotcha.
Judge: But it's important to --
Homer: Listen, yes, I know.
Judge: But there's more to it than --
Homer: I have listening skills!
Judge: Mr. Simpson, would you please --
Homer: Shut up, Judge!
-- Homer lays down the law,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
lot to learn about being parents. Before I can return your
children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family
Skills". It teaches parents to listen to their --
Homer: Communication, gotcha.
Judge: But it's important to --
Homer: Listen, yes, I know.
Judge: But there's more to it than --
Homer: I have listening skills!
Judge: Mr. Simpson, would you please --
Homer: Shut up, Judge!
-- Homer lays down the law,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Marge: Can you see them?
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woman... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this
problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting... - Agent 2: Children, where are your parents?
Lisa:
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they... - Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp...
