Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please! I'm begging you,
one mother to another. You must have a family?
Judge: No, I don't care for children.
Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of the
Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who
should have kids. I --
[the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again?
Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do _anything_
for Bart and Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.
-- The true sign of a loving parent,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
one mother to another. You must have a family?
Judge: No, I don't care for children.
Homer: Well, wait a minute! OK, I'm not going to win "Father of the
Year". In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world who
should have kids. I --
[the judge looks at him sternly]
Er, well, er, wait...can I start again?
Fathering children is the best part of my day. I'd do _anything_
for Bart and Lisa!
Judge: And, er, Margaret?
Homer: Who? Lady, you got the wrong file.
Marge: [whispering] It's Maggie!
Homer: Oh, Maggie. Er, I got nothing against Maggie.
-- The true sign of a loving parent,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family... - Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back,
but you have a lot to learn about being parents... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids.
Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy
tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings.
Bart:
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still...
