Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam.
Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
Ned: No, son. No sirree, bob.
-- Rod and Todd, meet Itchy and Scratchy,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam.
Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
Ned: No, son. No sirree, bob.
-- Rod and Todd, meet Itchy and Scratchy,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum- Doodily"
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hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family.
Rod+Todd:
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please... - Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"]
Todd:
[gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd... - Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before.
Lisa:
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind... - Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
Homer: [reverently] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St... - Ned: Maude? Rod? Todd?
Todd: [upside down; lying on the rubble] I'm right here,
Daddy. Maude: Oh Neddy, it was terrifying. I thought... - Ned: Well...?
Todd: I know!
Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
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