Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate
with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all
times."
Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them
away?
Abe: [walking off] Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all
times."
Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them
away?
Abe: [walking off] Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
-- "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
Related:
- Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
Marge: We've missed you so much. [they gasp... - Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You... - Marge: What are you doing with my children?
Agent 2:
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge... - Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash... - Marge: Can you see them?
Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woman... - Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had
lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this... - Agent 2: Children, where are your parents?
Lisa:
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they... - Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his
mama bear.
[gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge: [chuckles]... - Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family...
