Moe: {When I say, "Put your beer on a coaster," I mean it!}
Hans: {You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a huge blade
from his cane]
[It's too heavy for him to hold up]
[weakly] Ooh, down I go.}
-- Crocodile Moleman, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Hans: {You call that a knife? This is a knife! [pulls a huge blade
from his cane]
[It's too heavy for him to hold up]
[weakly] Ooh, down I go.}
-- Crocodile Moleman, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
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