Bart: Hello, alternative to testing!
[Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh...
Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for
"Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
Jasper: Help yourself...but stay above the equator!
-- Frightening introductory activities,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
[Opens the door, sees Ned Flanders] Ohh...
Ned: Well, it's Bart Simpson...come on in! You're just in time for
"Sponge Bath the Old Folks" Day!
Jasper: Help yourself...but stay above the equator!
-- Frightening introductory activities,
"Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Ned: Well sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary
pinecone and you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder,
sir! Bart: I'm outta here, man. [starts to leave]... - Ned: {Howdely-hey, Camper Bart. Ready for today's meeting?}
Bart:
{You knowdely-know it, Neddy.} Ned: {Okily dokily... - Here you go: your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of
"pussy willow"!
Ned to Bart the Junior Camper after Bart passes a ... - Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not
"slowpids",
huh? Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not... - Bart: [hears singing] Jessica!
Lisa: Bart, be strong!
You don't need that little hellcat. Bart: Oh, Lis:... - Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm?
Bart: It's all right.
I was hoping they'd give me one of those ... - Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done
for,
we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done... - Homer: [answering door] Hello? Yes? Oh.
[sees that it's Lard Lad]
Heh heh.
If you're looking for that big donut of yours, um.... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged...
