Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no
harm done.
Homer: [groans]
Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had
a husband, that's my idea of romance.
Homer: Marge, I want you to stop seeing the Jacques. You can let him
down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to
break it off.
Marge: Er, OK, Homer...
Homer: Whew! That was a close one, kids.
-- Marge, reasonable acquiescer,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
harm done.
Homer: [groans]
Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had
a husband, that's my idea of romance.
Homer: Marge, I want you to stop seeing the Jacques. You can let him
down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to
break it off.
Marge: Er, OK, Homer...
Homer: Whew! That was a close one, kids.
-- Marge, reasonable acquiescer,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
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