Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in
Maggie's kiddie pool!
[clip from 9F06: Homer pulling hotdog from kiddie pool]
Homer, young people learn about love from adults and we've been
setting a terrible example for our children and the community in
general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
[clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
-- It's good for snuggling, however,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in
Maggie's kiddie pool!
[clip from 9F06: Homer pulling hotdog from kiddie pool]
Homer, young people learn about love from adults and we've been
setting a terrible example for our children and the community in
general. I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
[clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
-- It's good for snuggling, however,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day!
Marge:
It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking... - Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes,
I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic... - Marge: No, think about people. Think about moments in your life that
have been very romantic.
Homer: Oh, OK. [clip from 1F14: Homer kissing... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more important:
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
_I_ have a scandalous story of my own. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ...
