Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where
to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to
him, huh?
Homer: Jazz, pfft. They just make it up as they go along. I could do
that: dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee --
Marge: That's "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Homer: OK, then, this: doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo --
Marge: That's the same thing; you just replaced "dee"s with "doo"s.
Homer: D'oh!
-- So much for his B Sharps talent, "'Round Springfield"
to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to
him, huh?
Homer: Jazz, pfft. They just make it up as they go along. I could do
that: dee dee-dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee --
Marge: That's "Mary Had a Little Lamb".
Homer: OK, then, this: doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo --
Marge: That's the same thing; you just replaced "dee"s with "doo"s.
Homer: D'oh!
-- So much for his B Sharps talent, "'Round Springfield"
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[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass... - Marge: Homer, isn't it about time for the... you know?
Homer: Yeah, yeah, I'll go feed it. [goes to... - La-dee-dee,
la-dee-dah... - Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau.... - the doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - sung to Brahms' Lullaby]
Go to sleep...
And good night.
La-la la la la la la... Dee-dee-dee... Dee-dee-dee... - Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
[Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill]... - To be is to do.
-- I. Kant
To do is to be.
A. Sartre Yabba-Dabba-Doo! -- F....
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