Bart: I can't believe it: five hundred bucks! Oh, just think what I can
do with that money.
[flash to a casino, with women all around]
$500 on red.
[the man spins the roulette wheel]
Man: The winner is black. [takes all the chips]
[back to the present]
Bart: Cool!
-- He could buy five Radioactive Man #1s,
"'Round Springfield"
do with that money.
[flash to a casino, with women all around]
$500 on red.
[the man spins the roulette wheel]
Man: The winner is black. [takes all the chips]
[back to the present]
Bart: Cool!
-- He could buy five Radioactive Man #1s,
"'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Man 1: I don't see why Rainier Wolfcastle should be the star.
I think we should bring back Dirk Richter. Kids will... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that
glamor and coming back to school,
huh? Midget: Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship... - Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home?
Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -
oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe... - Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case
for $100,000,
less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious]... - Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks,
huh? Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother... - Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your
casino.
Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with... - Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe... - Bart: [sighs] I wasted five bucks on these.
Lisa: Where'd you get five bucks?
I want five bucks. Bart: Aw, I sold my soul to Milhouse...
