Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to
Blood and Guts Murphy.
Lisa: No! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Lovejoy: Yecch! Anyway, Bloody Gums Murphy was quite the sousaphone
player --
Lisa: Saxophone! He was a jazz musician. You didn't know him --
nobody knew him, but he was a great man, and I won't rest until
all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
-- "'Round Springfield"
Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to
Blood and Guts Murphy.
Lisa: No! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Lovejoy: Yecch! Anyway, Bloody Gums Murphy was quite the sousaphone
player --
Lisa: Saxophone! He was a jazz musician. You didn't know him --
nobody knew him, but he was a great man, and I won't rest until
all of Springfield knows the name Bleeding Gums Murphy!
Homer: And I won't rest until I've gotten a hot dog.
Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.
Man: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here.
Homer: Woo hoo! [buys one]
Marge: What do you do, follow my husband around?
Man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
-- "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to... - Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!
Lisa: But Mom!
Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge... - Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to
Bleeding Gums Murphy,
please. DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where
to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to... - Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums
Murphy.
Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so? ... - Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting?
Marge: Oh, Lisa,
it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding... - Skinner: Now I have learned that most of the orchestra is having their
appendixes removed,
so without further ado, I give you the remnants...
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- Marge: If you eat too much, you'll have nightmares.
Bart: [mouth full of candy] [sarcasm] Oh yeah, everybody... - Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your
problem.
[turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evelyn... - Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless,
and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin... - Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes,
but it's going to stop now. Leopold? Leopold: [bursting... - Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don't know why Harvard even bothers to
show up.
They barely even won. Smithers: Their cheating was...
