Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test. Can I _please_ go to
the nurse?
Edna: Gosh, Bart, maybe you really are in pain. Well...it would be
cruel not to let you go.
[files her nails, hums the national anthem]
[hums part of "Stars and Stripes Forever"]
Heh heh heh, _now_ you may go.
Bart: [walking into nurse's room] Lunch Lady Doris? Why are you here?
Doris: Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching
French.
Willy: "Bonjourrr", you cheese-eating cylinder monkeys!
-- The finer points of language, "'Round Springfield"
the nurse?
Edna: Gosh, Bart, maybe you really are in pain. Well...it would be
cruel not to let you go.
[files her nails, hums the national anthem]
[hums part of "Stars and Stripes Forever"]
Heh heh heh, _now_ you may go.
Bart: [walking into nurse's room] Lunch Lady Doris? Why are you here?
Doris: Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching
French.
Willy: "Bonjourrr", you cheese-eating cylinder monkeys!
-- The finer points of language, "'Round Springfield"
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