Marge: Bart, are you ready for your history test?
Bart: Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything.
Marge: OK. Who was George Washington Carver?
Bart: Um...the guy who chopped up George Washington?
Homer: Really? Wow.
-- A learning experience for everyone,
"'Round Springfield"
Bart: Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything.
Marge: OK. Who was George Washington Carver?
Bart: Um...the guy who chopped up George Washington?
Homer: Really? Wow.
-- A learning experience for everyone,
"'Round Springfield"
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