Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie.
Bart: _You_ made a movie?
Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of
"Entertainment Weekly".
-- Barney's short-term memory, "A Star is Burns"
Bart: _You_ made a movie?
Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of
"Entertainment Weekly".
-- Barney's short-term memory, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey... - Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately... - Jurassic Park II: Barney Goes Off His Medication"
-
Movie sequel... - Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the
Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already... - Burns: The whole plant is environmentally sound. It's powered by
old newspapers,
machinery is made entirely of used cans, and the... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Amigas are to computing what Barney is to
entertainment.... - I am Barney of Borg.
You will be nauseated... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all...
From the same category:
- TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German
ruler?
Homer: Hitler! Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler... - Burns: [off camera] Smithers! I want my tea!
Marge:
Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around like... - Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well,
Lisa, we've waited an hour. [clears his throat, reads]... - Bart: Can I, Mom? Can I take the job?
Marge: Well -
Homer: Why not? I remember my first after school job... - Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home,
I realized how little that helped... -- Homer narrates...
