[the doorbell rings]
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me.
[walks off to answer door; screams]
Jay: [on the couch] So then _I_ said to Woody Allen, "Well, Camus can
do, but Sartre is smartre!"
[Patty laughs]
Selma: So original.
Marge: How droll!
Homer: Yeah, well, "Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is
smarter."
[a bale of detritus blows across the living room]
-- There weren't no sound but the whistling breeze...,
"A Star is Burns"
Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me.
[walks off to answer door; screams]
Jay: [on the couch] So then _I_ said to Woody Allen, "Well, Camus can
do, but Sartre is smartre!"
[Patty laughs]
Selma: So original.
Marge: How droll!
Homer: Yeah, well, "Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is
smarter."
[a bale of detritus blows across the living room]
-- There weren't no sound but the whistling breeze...,
"A Star is Burns"
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at work.
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