Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
[singing together]
Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town:
the schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.
The stray dogs go to the animal pound,
Bart: Springfield, Springfield!
Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield!
Sailor: New York, New York!
Bart: New York is that-a-way, man!
Sailor: Thanks, kid!
Together: [singing] It's a hell of a...toooown!
-- Painting the town green, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!
[singing together]
Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town:
the schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down.
The stray dogs go to the animal pound,
Bart: Springfield, Springfield!
Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield!
Sailor: New York, New York!
Bart: New York is that-a-way, man!
Sailor: Thanks, kid!
Together: [singing] It's a hell of a...toooown!
-- Painting the town green, "Boy Scoutz 'N the Hood"
Related:
- Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
[all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome... - Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
[Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they... - Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2: Uh... - Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so
bad.
Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel ... - Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Man 1: So where can we shoot this picture?
Assistant:
[holding a map of the US] We need a city that has a... - Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a
'50s diner.
Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've... - Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ...
