Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane.
And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a
boil.
Homer: It was a gummi bear.
-- An easy mistake to make, "A Star is Burns"
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane.
And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a
boil.
Homer: It was a gummi bear.
-- An easy mistake to make, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy,
but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar... - Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Apu: Oh, Mrs. Simpson: it may interest to you to know we're having a
sale on blue dye #52.
It is your hair color, I believe. Marge: Whatever do... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I...
