Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not
obsessed with his physical appearance --
Homer: [walking by] My ears are burning.
Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit
a Q-Tip.
Marge: Mmm...
-- Homer, not a member of the Big Ear Family,
"A Star is Burns"
obsessed with his physical appearance --
Homer: [walking by] My ears are burning.
Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit
a Q-Tip.
Marge: Mmm...
-- Homer, not a member of the Big Ear Family,
"A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you
won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to
recycling.
See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Bart:
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on...
From the same category:
- The studio's closed until Tuesday; animators have A.A.
on Monday. -- Chester's inside comment on cartoon... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoover... - Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats... - Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: Mmph. Mmph. Mmph.
Homer:
Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young... - Now, over the next six hours, I'll be going over the Do's and
Do-Not-Do's of foundation repair.
Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets...
