Kent: But first, we all stink!
Man: "We all"...hey!
Kent: That's according to a national survey ranking Springfield as
the least popular city in America.
[cut to Skinner tied to a stake on top of a pyre]
In science, dead last.
Skinner: I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!
Abe: Burn him! [lights the pyre]
Shutton: What a story! [takes a photo]
Abe: [chasing him] You've stolen my soul!
[cut to Krusty playing FDR in a play]
Kent: [voiceover] In culture, dead last.
Krusty: Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression.
[starts walking toward her] So I propose -- oh, that's right!
I'm crippled, heh.
-- Not exactly Oscar material, "A Star is Burns"
Man: "We all"...hey!
Kent: That's according to a national survey ranking Springfield as
the least popular city in America.
[cut to Skinner tied to a stake on top of a pyre]
In science, dead last.
Skinner: I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!
Abe: Burn him! [lights the pyre]
Shutton: What a story! [takes a photo]
Abe: [chasing him] You've stolen my soul!
[cut to Krusty playing FDR in a play]
Kent: [voiceover] In culture, dead last.
Krusty: Eleanor, we've got to do something about this depression.
[starts walking toward her] So I propose -- oh, that's right!
I'm crippled, heh.
-- Not exactly Oscar material, "A Star is Burns"
Related:
- Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach",
but then I spent all my money on my $1,500 a... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call...
