Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your
town.
Man 1: Missing children?
Man 2: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Man 3: Maybe that why we beat them at football nearly half the time,
huh?
[everyone laughs as Ned drives off]
-- The laws of probability, "Lemon of Troy"
Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your
town.
Man 1: Missing children?
Man 2: Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem.
Man 3: Maybe that why we beat them at football nearly half the time,
huh?
[everyone laughs as Ned drives off]
-- The laws of probability, "Lemon of Troy"
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