Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.

Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so
bad. Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel
sightings...when you get right down to it, Springfield's a
pretty cool place to live.
Shelby: Springfield sucks!
[a group of kids stands behind the Shelbyville town line]
Bart: Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.
Shelby: Why don't you make me?
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it.
Shelby: Then I guess you're a garbage man.
Bart: Well, I know _you_ are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know _you_ are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: I know you are, but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man.
Bart: Takes one to know one!
[Shelby looks surprised]
Database: Checkmate!
-- Verbal sparring, "Lemon of Troy"