Marge: I can't believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart. What
would Jebediah Springfield say?
Bart: I think he'd be cool with it.
Marge: Oh. Homer, will you please help me make a big deal of this?
Homer: What for? Nobody cared when Bogart defaced that sidewalk in
Hollywood.
-- Except Jebediah Hollywood, maybe, "Lemon of Troy"
would Jebediah Springfield say?
Bart: I think he'd be cool with it.
Marge: Oh. Homer, will you please help me make a big deal of this?
Homer: What for? Nobody cared when Bogart defaced that sidewalk in
Hollywood.
-- Except Jebediah Hollywood, maybe, "Lemon of Troy"
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Bart: I borrowed your nail clipper.
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problem with your zipper,
I can send your father up. Homer: Oh, no I'm not. ... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Ned: Heidy-hoeroony, neighbor. What can I do you for?
Homer: Get out of there. My family needs to use your... - Marge: What's going on?
Bart: Mom, I thought you might forget our little conversation this
afternoon,
so I took the precaution of recording it. Marge: What...
