Bart: This is for the ages.
[flash to futuristic city with people crowded around]
[the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete]
Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was
Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid
cement?
Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa -- about
whom we know nothing.
Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology!
[shoots a ray; Bart materializes]
Bart: Ay, Caramba!
[everyone applauds]
[Bart pulls out a yoyo and starts using it]
Everyone: Ooh! Aah.
Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.
Man 2: He will be our new god.
Everyone: Yay!
-- The world according to Bart, "Lemon of Troy"
[flash to futuristic city with people crowded around]
[the word "Bart" is etched in the concrete]
Woman: Like Stonehenge, this site will forever be a mystery. Who was
Bart? And how did he manage to write his name in solid
cement?
Man 1: He must have been much smarter than his sister Lisa -- about
whom we know nothing.
Man 2: Say, let's bring him back to life by using technology!
[shoots a ray; Bart materializes]
Bart: Ay, Caramba!
[everyone applauds]
[Bart pulls out a yoyo and starts using it]
Everyone: Ooh! Aah.
Man 1: What's normal to him amazes us.
Man 2: He will be our new god.
Everyone: Yay!
-- The world according to Bart, "Lemon of Troy"
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