Homer: Oh, Marge, you saved my life! I'm sorry I teased you. You are
a really good cop. I'm proud of you.
[they embrace]
Herman: So long, gotta catch the 5:01!
[uses jeans to slide down a rope]
Homer: He's getting away! You blew it, Marge.
Marge: I don't think so.
[the jeans start to rip]
Herman: Oh, foiled by my own shoddy merchandise!
[he falls to the ground]
-- The best-laid plans, "The Springfield Connection"
a really good cop. I'm proud of you.
[they embrace]
Herman: So long, gotta catch the 5:01!
[uses jeans to slide down a rope]
Homer: He's getting away! You blew it, Marge.
Marge: I don't think so.
[the jeans start to rip]
Herman: Oh, foiled by my own shoddy merchandise!
[he falls to the ground]
-- The best-laid plans, "The Springfield Connection"
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